Channel your inner-Ron Swanson and bring these noms into your home...if you have room.

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The Woodland Mall just outside of Grand Rapids is doing a bit of renovating, which includes their children's play area. The new play area is finished, but the mall has some items that they need to auction off, including a giant pair of bacon and eggs.

Not the kind you can eat, mind you.

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The bacon is 5 feet long and 2 ½ feet wide and the eggs measure 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. Proceeds from the online auction will go to Kid's Food Basket, a non-profit that combats child hunger.

As of right now, the bidding is up to $520. Good luck, breakfast lovers!

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