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Bacon, Peanut Butter and Jelly + The Perfect Age? – Heller’s Monoblog

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It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!

Two good jokes and one bad one – you decide which is which.

  • A Seattle food company is selling a coffin that looks like bacon and has a bacon air freshener. It’s apparently designed for people who want to increase the odds that animals will dig them up.
  • Monday was National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day. Or as the guy who created the day put it, “Nawthunul Peena Budduh awn Jewwee Day.” (Get it? The guy’s got peanut butter stuck to the roof of his … oh, never mind.)
  • A new survey says 33 is the happiest age because you’re no longer an awkward young adult but  still have the energy and optimism of youth. Also you haven’t had time to be exposed to too many Adam Sandler movies yet.

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