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Two good jokes and one bad one – you decide which is which.

  • Republican leaders are saying the race is over and Mitt Romney is the winner. Although to be honest, they sound like death row inmates on the way to the chair when they say it. How’d you like to be Rick Santorum? He lost to the guy nobody wants.
  • Ryan Seacrest announced last week that he’ll work the Summer Olympics for NBC. Which means you’ll see the first 90 meters of the 100-meter dash before Seacrest says “And the winner is …we’ll tell you right after the break.”
  • Ryan Seacrest and the Olympics? Maybe the TV manufacturers are behind this. When fans throw bricks through their screens, they’re gonna need replacements.

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