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‘Time’ Asks How Old is Too Old & Obama’s Thoughts on Gay Marriage – Heller’s Monoblog

Time Magazine Cover and Gay Marriage
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It’s a monologue, it’s a blog … it’s a monoblog!

Three good jokes and one bad one … or vice versa. You tell me.

Have you seen the Time magazine breast-feeding cover? The story asks how old is too old for kids. Based on that photo I’d say a good place to start would be if he’s got an Adam’s apple.

Bristol Palin says she disagrees with President Obama’s stance on gay marriage. She believes marriage is a sacred institution that should only be entered into between two teenagers who get knocked up then temporarily engaged because it looks better for mom’s vice presidential campaign.

Meanwhile, Republican Sen. Rand Paul says he doesn’t think the president’s views “could get any gayer.” Boy, is he wrong. Just wait until he names Lady Ga Ga to lead the new Federal Bureau of Fashion Faux Pas.

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