If you're searching for things to do this weekend...

...you can call one of the Burning Man festival-goers and talk to them, because why not?

You've probably heard of Burning Man but have no freakin' idea what it actually is. It's a festival held every year in the Nevada desert; attendees basically create their own community for a week and leave without a trace. They're known as "burners."

Trust me - festival-goers are some of the most positive people you'll ever meet so if you need a pick-me-up, this is the number to call.

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