OK, I didn't have the guts to use a 'certain word' in the title of this article but I'm just going to lay it out for you here in the opening paragraph. Brace yourself. This home has a swimming pool that is shaped like a penis. (Last time I'm using that word, I promise.)

That's a five-letter word the New York Times will likely never use as a Wordle puzzle, yet it's something that an architect used when designing this home's pool area.

And if you're wondering if maybe the pool's design was an accident and it 'just so happens' to look like a male organ, let me assure you it was no accident. You'll know what I mean once you scroll through the photos. (Unlike this classic from 2014 when a local reporter drew one on TV - we know this was a legitimate accident.)

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A Few Details

The official listing makes no mention of the pool's unique shape, although it does refer to a "beach entry" that gradually slopes into the self-cleaning pool. This 6,300 square foot beauty is situated on 2.8 acres in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, and lists for just under $1.3 million.

Besides the pool, there's a gorgeous kitchen with custom cabinets, home theater, hardwood floors, his and hers walk-in closets in the main bedroom, and a whirlpool tub in the main bathroom. (That's just shaped like an ordinary whirlpool tub.) The basement features a wet bar an office that could be converted to a fifth bedroom.

But the pool is a must-see. That's what she said.

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And before you ask, there's no way in hell that the phallic design was a happy accident. You'll know exactly what I mean once you see the pictures.

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