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Finally! Much easier than drilling a hole in the side of a wine bottle!

Of course, this is just my opinion. But I'm a Halloween junkie and self-described expert, so you should listen to me.

We can already see Jeff Bezos in his bathrobe, picking up his newspaper, yelling, "Walmart! Get off my lawn!"

It's my cat in a box, my cat in a box baaaaaabe.

Trust me - this is a game-changer. And no, they're not paying me to type this.

I received so many great compliments on them that I wanted to share.

GET OFF MY LAWN AND DON'T TAKE MY PACKAGES!!!

If you've been waiting, you're running out of time.

Ummmmm...why would anybody want to give these as gifts in the first place?

The proposal would bring more than 1,500 jobs to the area.