Trump Brags About His Penis, Cruz Eats a Booger at GOP Debate in Detroit [VIDEO]
Most of the candidates in last nights Republican Presidential Primary Debate in Detroit looked more like a group of former 'Jackass' stars auditioning for a Borat sequel than they did potential leaders of the free world. See all the
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If you didn't watch last nights GOP debate in Detroit, here's what you missed:
Trump Defends Size of His Hands (and Other Parts)
Way to show some class, Donny.
Ted Cruz Shows His Support for "Green Energy"
Get it? Because boogers are green and food gives you energy.
Grown Men Fighting Like School Girls
There was lots of this.
Everyone Calling Trump On His Bull
Had they started doing this a few months ago -- he'd probably be somewhere talking grain pyramids with Dr. Carson or instead of on the stage.
The Crowd Hamming It Up in the Background
Despite the fact that tickets were incredibly hard to get, someone gave two to these kids who were "hitting the dab" in the background. There were people doing this and waving at the camera all night. Way to go, Detroit. You're almost as embarrassing as the candidates.
Kasich Told Us About That One Time He Worked With a Black Guy
Because nothing brings in the black vote quicker than the classic "I have a black friend" bit. This isn't the dem debate, bro.
Surprise Closing Speech By President Comacho
At the end of the debate, the POTUS with the most-est came out to show his support for the candidates.