Doritos has teamed up with Empirical Liquor to create a nacho cheese-flavored alcohol.

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Yes, you read that right. Doritos liquor is a real thing, and it comes in hot at 84 proof. The price tag comes in high as well at $65 a bottle. If that is too high, you could always eat actual Doritos with a vodka chaser.

The novelty liquor is only available in stores in California and New York right now, but according to Food & Wine, Emperial Doritos will hit stores in January 2024. Unfortunately, it is not specified if the unique alcohol will be available nationwide.

To be sure you get a bottle, you can pre-order now here.

So how close to Doritos does this alcohol taste? According to Empirical Spirits, it is dead on,

Experience the indulgent flavors of your favorite snack in a liquid form. The spirit opens with umami and tangy aromas of nacho cheese, moving to the deeper, corn-forward flavors of the chip to finish on a soft salty note.

Empirical Spirits recommends enjoying this cheesy adult beverage in four ways,

  • Neat
  • Over Ice
  • Doritos Margarita
  • Doritos Bloody Mary

You had us at Doritos Bloody Mary.

When and if we hear or see Empirical Doritos on store shelves in Michigan, we will certainly let you know. Until then, pre-order a bottle while you still can

Why bring a dish to pass, when you can bring a fifth of Empirical Doritos to share?

People are about to get cheesy drunk. Check out the video below as to how this liquor came to be.

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