This huge ass crib in Goodrich is so baller I can't even imagine owning it, let alone cleaning it. Seriously, I think 24/7 Robin Leach narration might be included with your purchase.

It's always fun to see how the other half lives, unless, of course, you're rich. Then it's like, "who cares?" I was referring to those of us who count ourselves among the working poor. We really enjoy ogling things we'll never own unless we hit the Powerball or score a fat inheritance from a wealthy distant aunt we're unaware of. Envious onlookers like us were the bread and butter for shows like 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' and 'MTV Cribs.' This Goodrich mansion could have easily appeared on either of those shows.

This 8 bedroom, 5 bath lakefront home has all the necessities -- a ballroom, billiards room, movie theater, banquet room, indoor basketball / volleyball court, a huge bar, its own dock, an elevator... you know, all the essentials. The home is located at 10399 Lakeshore Dr E, in Atlas, Michigan and sits right on the shore of Shinanguag Lake. For more details you can check out the full listing by clicking here.

Now if that sounds like your kind of party, all you need to do is come up with $4.5 million. Sure, that sounds like a lot, but it only breaks down to about $16,300 a month with 20% down and a 30 year mortgage. Nothing you can't handle with a little extreme couponing and returning your beer cans more often, right?


You can see the full gallery of photos by clicking here.

UPDATE: It was brought to our attention that this house was actually on MTV Cribs. It was on the short-lived 'Teen Cribs,' which I honestly didn't know was a real thing that was on MTV until now. Anyway, we dug up a video of the segment and neither the drone video, nor the photo gallery above does this place justice. The place even has hidden doors, like Wayne Manor!