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Three good jokes and one bad one – you decide which is which.

  • Former Vice President Dick Cheney received a heart transplant over the weekend.  Surgeons say it’s the first time they’ve ever seen a heart actually reject a patient before it was placed inside him. (New heart: “Nooo, not in there!”)
  • His old heart didn’t take this lying down; it apparently bit surgeons as they were taking it out.
  • You have to wonder if a new heart will change the guy. For instance, if he gets a chance to shoot a hunting partner in the face again, will he take it or will his heart just not be in it?
  • There’s already talk that Vice President Joe Biden will be the Democratic Party’s nominee in 2016. I think I speak for most Americans when I say, “For the love of God, can we please wait until the 2012 election is done making us sick to death of politics before we jump into 2016?”

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