Man Thinks Biting Pregnant Wife in the Tush Is a Good Idea, Police Disagree
You could say a Palm Bay, Florida man and his wife got into an “eated” argument.
Police arrested Stepfon Muse after he allegedly bit his pregnant wife in the rear end when they got into an argument. And you thought the pregnant lady is the one who should have weird cravings.
The couple got into a fight while they were driving. The wife tried to exit the vehicle, but Muse held her back, hit her on the arm and then bit down on her keester. Cops said they saw a visibly bite mark on the wife's rear end.
Muse was charged with aggravated battery, which is really just police talk for "being a jerk husband."
It’s unclear why the couple was fighting, although one can imagine he was trying to prove that it’s not that dangerous to eat and drive.