Gimme a Cheeseburger, Cigarettes & HHR, Hold the Motorcycle Helmet
Dear Dr P.
Should I throw away my motorcycle helmet now that it's legal? I want to feel the wind thru my hair when I ride!
Kelly from Burton
Of course you should throw out your helmet. Toss it in the garbage can conveniently placed just past the take out window as you’re grabbing a double cheeseburger and fries. Or throw it in the dumpster out behind the smoke shop as you’re picking up your cancer sticks, you inconsiderate jerk!
People like you make me sick! “So what if I clog my arteries, develop lung cancer, or end up in a vegetative state after a motorcycle accident. That’s MY business, what’s it to you?!” The thing you fail to consider is that the rest of us are left holding the bag. AAA estimates that there will be an additional 30 fatalities a year, and 127 incapacitating injuries, with repeal of Michigan’s mandatory helmet law. But what do you care? You won’t be stuck emptying the colostomy bag we are left holding.
If you want to feel the wind through your hair, buy a fan!
“Remember, the ‘P’ is NOT silent. Seriously.”
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