Automotive Industry Saved + Underwear Bombs + Gay Marriage and Mullets – Heller’s Monoblog
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Three good jokes and one bad one … or vice versa. You tell me.
- The CIA says it has foiled a second underwear bomber attack. I don’t know about you but this underwear trend is scaring me. Maybe it’s time we made it a rule that if you fly, you have to go commando.
- Voters in North Carolina OKed a ban on gay marriage. And while they were at it, they also banned the Flintstone’s theme song because it talks about having a “gay old time.”
- How unpopular is President Obama in West Virginia? In the Democratic primary there this week, 41 percent of the vote went to a guy with a mullet who’s in prison in Texas. But as the president’s spin team pointed out, it was a particularly impressive mullet.
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