Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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News Anchor Schools Internet Bully on Live TV
A CBS news anchor and reporter from Wisconsin decided she wasn't going to let a bully make her feel bad. Then she turned the tables on him and pointed out to the world that he's a gigantic doofus on air. Jennifer Livingston: 1, Internet Jerk: 0.
Happy Birthday, ‘Peanuts’! Celebrate With Our Favorite GIFs
It was on this day 62 years ago that the first 'Peanuts' comic strip was published. Instead of humiliating Charlie Brown for his birthday, we thought we'd share some funny/cute/sadorable animated GIFs. Warning: like 'Peanuts,' they can be a little dark, because snow can be awfully depressing.
Find Out How Old Google Thinks You Are
Good news, bad news. The bad news is that Google has been monitoring all your online activity and is using it for their own personal gain. The good news is at least it's fun to see if they guessed your age, gender and interests correctly. That's pretty good news ... right?
Insane Clown Posse Suing FBI Because of Course They Are
Seriously, you do not want to mess with these guys, lest you wind up drenched in Faygo or, worse, on the receiving end of a lawsuit. Clown rappers the Insane Clown Posse are suing the FBI for categorizing their fans, the Juggalos, as a dangerous street gang. That's right, the Juggalos are right up there with Latin Kings and the Aryan Brotherhood.
‘Full House’ Cast Reunites — Where Are the Olsen Twins?
The 25th anniversary of 'Full House' has come and gone, and the cast decided to celebrate by reuniting. Meanwhile, the Olsen twins decided to pull a "Dewey" and not show up. We know, big shocker. But everybody else looked very happy and decidedly non-waifish. Take a look!