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10 Amazing Halloween Light Shows to Make Your Day
You GUYS! It's almost Halloween! We sincerely love Halloween around here, in case you hadn't noticed. Here's one way we've been getting into the spirit of the season -- awesome Halloween light shows. Some of them are more traditional ('The Haunted Manion,' 'Monster Mash'), whereas other are scary in…
Spider-Man Window Washers Give Sick Kids a Heartwarming Surprise
The window washers at Le Bonheur Children's Hospital in Memphis, TN, kind of make 'Patch Adams' seem like a big old meany. Two of the hospital's three-man window washing team dressed up like Spider-Man, and then rappelled down the side of the building, lifting childrens' spi…
Will Ferrell Advertises Beer, Dubstep in Sweden
Hey, remember Will Ferrell's nutty Old Milwaukee ads that were only shown in Iowa? Well, he's back with a new one, and it makes even less sense.
Disney Unveils First Latina Princess
Disney has announced that their newest princess is Latina. Her name is Sofia and she'll be voiced by 'Modern Family's' Ariel Winter. She makes her first appearance in a Disney Channel movie on November 18th called 'Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess.'
The Best of Mitt Romney’s ‘Binders Full of Women’ Memes
On boy, that was an uncomfortable moment last night when Mitt Romney bragged about having "binders full of women." We wonder if he instantly knew, as we did, that was a creepy-sounding thing to say, and soon there would be memes, memes EVERYWHERE!
News Reporter Eats Cat Food, Harasses Doorman to Tell Story
When Detroit News reporter Charlie LeDuff wants to prove a point, Detroit News reporter Charlie LeDuff is going to prove a point. In this video, he eats cat food to prove that even animal byproducts from a can taste better than the food Meals on Wheels was serving to seniors...
Honey Boo Boo Supports Obama, Spazzes Out on Local News Show
She seems like she's just decided this during her interview with Jimmy Kimmel on her show, but perhaps Honey Boo Boo Child has been cheering for Barack Obama all along.
10 Awesome Facts About the Internet You Didn’t Know
And because we can't do cat videos all day every day,* here are ten amazing facts about the internet. From how many likes there are on Facebook daily to the actual weight of the internet, this video just might blow your mind. (Hence the title.) Learn something new today, so you can watch a cat …
Google Celebrates 107th Anniversary of ‘Little Nemo’ With Gorgeous Doodle
In case you were wondering what the deal is with today's Google Doodle, it turns out today marks the 107th Anniversary of Winsor McCay's ahead-of-its-time 'Little Nemo' comic strip.
Man Arrested for Fighting Stop Sign
No matter how hard police tried, Raymond Garcia wouldn't *stop* fighting a stop sign. (See what we did there?) Officers in Roswell, New Mexico were responding to a report of a man fighting a stop sign, and that is exactly what they found. We aren't sure what the sign did, but it must'…